one bilion belfurts. each one is very smart. like me.
100% gwaranteed* *not gwaranteed
live from wale street · robinhood chain
i am jorden belfurt.
i sel u
dis coin.
helo. i am wale street's most rich trader (sorce: me). i hav sute, i hav fone, i yel numbers into da fone. dat is caled finance. $BELFURT is my coin on robinhood chain. u by it, line go up, we all get yaht. i am not alowed inside a real bank anymore but dats fine.
contrakt adress ✓ verifyed (by me)
0xBELF...URT
belfurt terminal
up onli ▲
▲ STONKS ONLY GO UP
I AM VERY GUD AT MONY
DIS IS FINANCEL ADVISE (NO IT ISNT)
BY HIGH, SEL NEVER
MY YAHT HAS A SMALER YAHT
SEC PLS DO NOT CALL ME
CHART GO ▲ = GENIUS (ME)
TRUST ME I OWN A SUTE
no tax. i dont belive in tax. (my lawyer said delete dis)
i tested it myself. score was "very hi". do not check.
i drew da chart myself in ms paint so it is always up.
da pitch
why $BELFURT is best investmint (i did resurch)
resurch = i loked at chart for 4 minuts and got exited.
wale street aproved
i wore a sute to da laptop. dat is basicly goldman sax. da tie is drawn on but so is da economy.
very tech
is on robinhood chain. blocks, hashes, gas, nodes — smart words. i kno all of dem. do not quiz me.
meme ekonomy
hole site drawn in ms paint. art budget: 0 dolar. saved mony gos strate to yaht fund (it is my yaht).
pair
BELFURT / ETH
slipage
just klick harder
status
line doing da ting ▲
how 2 by
4 steps from normal persen to wale street.
- get a walet.metamask or wotever. da fox one. fox = mony. everone knos dis.
- brige to robinhood chain.put ur eth on da chain. i dont kno how da brige works but it works. trust brige.
- paste da contrakt.copy da adress from up dere. do not by fake belfurt. only i am alowed to be fake belfurt.
- smash da green button.congrations. u are now wale street. put "invester" in ur bio. tell ur famly at dinner.
tokenomiks
i did da math on a napkin at olive garden.
da napkin is lost now but i remember most of da numbers. dey add up to 100 which i am told is very good for numbers to do.
likwidity (so chart can do candel)45%
comunity (u guys probaly)30%
markting (me yeling online)15%
jordens yaht fund (importent)10%
rode map
da rode map 2 yaht.
lonch + sute
coin gos live. i by sute. sute is 80% of finance, da rest is yeling.
yel at fone
i yel "BY! BY! BY!" into da fone until number go up. dis is a real job.
lambo (hot wels)
we aquire lambo. it is small and it is hot wels brand but it IS lambo.
yaht meating
anual sharholder meating on da yaht. yaht is pending. bring ur own floaties.
da pen